A Blog Entry about Nothing

There isn’t much of an entry that I have to put in this week.

It isn’t that I’ve run out of things to talk about already since I finally made room in my life for this blog. To know me is to know that that would be a total lie. There is always something for me to talk about.

The hurdles of life and other general topics, and given that the Thanksgiving holidays have passed, there is always something within that. Even though it has been many years since a good family drama broke out simply because of the holiday. Then, there is my favorite-yet-not-so-favorite subject the ass that is my near-forty-year-old sister doing a ton of wrong just to get over on people in oppose to doing an ounce of right to work to at least try to further herself in this life for the purpose of her son who deserves a life better than the life he got.

That can be a few entries.

Oh, I almost forgot a couple of things. I am less than a hundred shy of having 1,000 friends on Facebook without even trying. The downfall to that is that I inherit my first stalker that I had to block. I had to try and tell the lady to calm down but she was acting banana. Every time I logged in, she was sending me messages and chat to the point it just got too much. She was phyne—or at least the picture of her profile—but I’ve had my fair share of beautiful crazy women. They’re good to take to bed. They’re not so safe to sleep next to. The second thing was the queen that I talked about in the last two blogs (below) decided to hit me up on Facebook last week. I was thinking he was trying to win my good graces. However, I don’t think he made the connection that I am the same guy he just got into it with a few weeks ago. He saw a man. He saw some dick. I just see a got-damn shame, too dumb to know the people he has pissed off. I guess there is just too many names and faces too remember.

My lack of an entry is not due to laziness. Rather, it is because I’m not that I don’t have time to committee to a full-on entry about something. I am in the final-final stages of finishing up this book to send off. I wanted to send it off tomorrow—a decent rough draft—but that doesn’t seem like it is going to happen. The problem with sending it off next week is that my mom is going to have outpatient surgery after that and will need me to see about her. So, if I get it out by the 14th or the 15th of December, I’ll be good. It will be a nice gift for the publisher.

The only wise words I can muster this morning to pass on is not to wait until the change of a new year or a new month to make your New Year’s resolution. Start now. I’ve been trying to live mine since the tail end of August, so that it will pay later on.

Meanwhile, that is it other than I have fallen in love with this Graff watch (MasterGraff 47 Ø) found at www.graffwatches.com

Tired....

…explaining the prior blog posting…or at least trying to…in a more refined tone

…even those it is a raw journal.

I am utterly amazed that even though only a handful people official follow my blog, EVERYBODY is wondering what got under my skin to write and post the blog that I did this past Saturday. Particularly, from people who know me to be of the quite persuasion.

Well, because I got so many hits on Facebook and in my email (especially my email and all, if not most of the addresses that I didn’t even know you had), let me try to explain in a short short, if the other posting was a bit to manic for you. Typing at the speed of thought is something that makes a whole lot of sense during than after. Yet, it does a whole lot for the cleansing process.

About a few months ago, I was asked by one of my editors to contribute to an anthology project for another one of his fellow editors. I was busy trying to get my own stuff together for my other publishers—still am—so I figured anything that could offer free publicity to me or my one of my pseudonyms is always good thing. For the simple reason, let’s say someone come across your work elsewhere and really like it or, at a minimum, seen it before, they’re more likely to check out whatever else you’ve written and the possibilities are endless from there.

At any rate, I agreed to the project, promising to do the story for his December deadline. So the editor I worked with gets back with the editor spearheading the project to let him know that I’m down. So the editor that is doing this anthology sends me a sweet but brief paragraph of everything he is looking to do for this anthology and sends me detailed instructions about what he wanted.

I should’ve known that there was going to be a problem when his working title was the same as one that already existed and is selling well online. (Titles can’t be copyrighted. However, if your goal is to sell based on originality DON’T go for somebody else’s sloppy seconds.) Whether he took the advice to change it, I don’t know and I don’t care. (Though, given his ego and nastiness, he probably didn’t, and I will let Amazon and whoever take care of him.)

But at this time, I try to be helpful while maintaining my own busyness. Because I am all for anybody succeeding in any endeavor they pursue, and when it is one of us, even more so. To the point that after I found a free spot in my schedule, I wrote a story and sent it out to him about three weeks ago.

No problem.

So, having another small break in my schedule earlier last week, I wrote another story and sent it out. I’m feeling good because I sent it off to him far beyond his deadline. If he likes it he likes it, if he don’t he don’t, and I can probably accommodate him if there are any changes that needs to be made.

Come Thursday, because I was just bored, I started checking my emails, deleting pages and pages of crap and other things when I come across this email from him. Usually, it isn’t that much of a surprise because for projects like his they’ll drop a simple note that says the story is fine and make any necessary changes for final submission, etcetera, etcetera. So when I go to open it, he basically tells me that he doesn’t “understand why he has to tell some writers to double-space their work” but “in the future” I need not make this mistake.

It isn’t a long email just a couple of lines at the most, but reeks of this gay faggot bitch-ass tired queen mildew to the 25^th power. You know the kind, the kind that needs to either suck a dick for protein or eat a banana for potassium. I don’t know exactly what they do for attitudes but he needed a serious one adjusted.

If you know me, you would know that I’m not like most people that will immediately fly off the handle at you just because you come at me wrong. As a personal philosophy, I try not to because I don’t know what kind of mood that person was in before they hit the send button or what, so usually I can let shit like that slide.

It isn’t nothing but dirt off my shoulders.

So I did the next best thing, which is what I always do, see if I was in the wrong. Obvious, that tired mess was in the wrong, but did they specific something to me that I might’ve overlooked? Even if I did, they were still in the wrong.

So I calmly sifted through my emails from the editor that hooked me up to this obviously overdramatic, self-loathing motherfucker.

There is absolute no specifications regarding paragraph spacing.

Everything else over the months, but not paragraph spacing. Even down to the week before I sent of the first story that he rattled off verbatim guidelines.

Now to give you perspective of what the big deal with double-spacing is (or rather was) is to give you a quick history lesson in professional writing.

Back in the day, if you were ever to submit your writing to anybody it was customary for the writer to double-space their work. Because, back in the day the sheet of paper that you sent an editor for review was the same sheet of paper they had to make corrections on.

What changed the old guard? Emails.

When sending work via email became popular in the early 90s, most jobs wanted it sent in the inline text because of the trouble of opening up an attachment and the possible viruses it may have contracted. So if you typed a document in Word, double-spaced it, cut and copied it to the body of an email, back in the day, it went from being a double-spaced to something that was quadrupled-space, making it look like a mess. So, most publishers decided if it was going to be sent that way that we might as well leave it single-spaced. And because of the beauty of attaching a file, most publishers again said leave it single-space, because it afforded them the luxury to make changes in what kind of spacing, font, and size they wanted it in, for paperless corrections or printouts.

Double-spacing is still commonplace in writing, in particular with hardcopy submission. However, those that still practice the old guard via email will specifically ask for it, and will more than likely as for it as an attachment. So I am always super-conscious about this as it has become an industry standard over the past three years.

I probably could’ve let it go, if he had said something to the effect three weeks ago when I submitted my first story that he said was fine. The one that wasn’t double-spaced. But, to be honest, I would never really know because life is to short and their pay was too cheap to be bothered with that headache, especially when you’ve sent me emails about wanting this and that and the thing you want to go off on me about never came up.

Then, too, to me he spoke of his own ignorance. Because he let me know that this so-called problem he was having was all across the board, telling me that he wasn’t specific in what he wanted. That’s fine too. People overlook stuff all the time. However, when you decide to throw a punk-ass tantrum at somebody for something that you forgot to do on your end and then hit send don’t be mad because—putting it in terms he could understand—the nigga skeeted in your mouth and you preferred that he came in the toilet

I mean, really, don’t get mad because of your inadequate planning.

So I sat on it for a couple of days, and I thought that although he didn’t hurt me in anyway, from one brother to another brother (or sister?), I might need to warn him that he might want to watch his tone in the way he address people that are trying to make his project a success. Considering that his last project he edited tanked and his Amazon reviews and rankings not only reflect that but even the publisher that he’s working under practically sees him as an afterthought (or aftertaste, given my previous analogy.)

And I really tried to be nice about it, constantly telling him that what I was same came from a loving place, especially when the people that are writing for you aren’t getting paid shit. Therefore can leave you at the curb where they’ve found you. Because I hate when black men, particularly black gay men and even more so the queenlier ones, get a little taste of any kind of power, gives them a right to be nasty. And then gets upset when you give them a taste of their own nasty and bitter medicine. (Which to me, brought up that whole Kyle incident that I talked about in the last blog.)

Of course, anybody that knows me know I didn’t do that. I could’ve. I really could’ve, but chose to stay on the hire plane even though I was sure that they weren’t. I even went so far as to show them the poignant point that if you were having these sort of problems with most, if not all of their writers doing the same thing, maybe it would’ve behooved them to ask them nicely to double-space their work which would’ve taken no more than a few second.

Unfortunately, I learned long time ago when you’re dealing with nasty queens there is no such thing as offering advice or showing them love. Love is only meant to be received if you love yourself first. And when you’re dealing with somebody that is self-loathing, self-hating, disgusted with themselves and the world, love is something that they cannot accept. From my experience, all people like that know is revulsion and cannot understand why is it that is all they receive.

They’re too petty in trying to find self-worth in other things instead of really working hard in trying to find it within themselves. So the below is my actual response to them:

First off, my apologies, but, most importantly, there is something of a bigger issue that needs to be addressed for future reference with ANYBODY that you’re trying to work with.

I can understand aggravation and frustration, or simply having a bad day from time to time. It happens to the best of us. However, it is my tried-and-true belief that before going off on a little email tantrum and hit send, it MIGHT behoove you considerably to CHECK what you’ve sent before, past and present. Because in reviewing my records, once again, which I operated off of before submitting, there isn’t any mention in neither email sent out by you or [named person] regarding the double-spacing of the submission, because if it had been I would’ve been more than happy to oblige you since industry protocol is rapidly pulling away from the ways I started out with.

Perhaps, since this seems to be an ongoing problem with the submissions you’ve received thus far, this may explain the reason why you’ve received so many submissions that were not double-spaced.

I don’t know what happened between the time you’ve sent out your original request, to me, and now. Perhaps you’ve caught the oversight and changed it since that first email was sent out. Again, I don’t know. It wasn’t addressed in the information that I received. Therefore, I didn’t know. But I am not above apologizing to you, if you felt that I offended you in someway. In fact, I thought it was odd that unlike [named person] or [named person] that there was no request of the first five paragraphs, especially in working with writers that you’ve never worked with before, or whether or not it should be sent in the inline text of an email or an attachment. Because even when I sent out my other story, [named story], three weeks ago, under my Diesel King pseudonym, I would’ve been more than happy to accommodate you in double-spacing it and made sure that my most recent submission, [named story] under my R. Talent pseudonym, would’ve reflected that as well.

It would have been nothing to me.

Now, I’m not saying all this to get under your skin. The reason I took precious time out of my day to write you is because I don’t think you understand the history that you are apart of. It took many of years for many black gay and bisexual writers including myself to get [named publisher] (first and second time) to take on black writers and accept their black-based characters. To the point that you could edit for them. So, snapping at any writer, especially the few good writers that are trying to help you in making your project a success isn’t the way to go. Especially since none of us are telekinetic and can read your underlying intent within the confines of what you’ve written, and can submit our work elsewhere for far better pay.

I hope that you take my words with love that it is given and go forth, and realize there is a nicety to doing thing. Speaking for other writers, it would’ve been nothing if you’ve just asked (politely) if we could double-space the submission for you instead of the short nastiness I happened come across in the previous email…considering in my records there is no such request.

Like my boy Shannon Holmes once said, “faget it, I told ya enuff already.” lol

Sincerely,

[me]

P.S. Enclosed in the attachment [named story] and [named story] double-spaced. I know you don’t need it now, but I thought it was important that I showed you how a little bit of kindness could’ve eased your workload a tenfold with me and the other writer, simply by asking (nicely). Brother to Brother.

So, in trying to help this person, his lame-ass thought he had some power by rejecting both of my works.

Which, if you don’t understand the nature of the beast that is writing, it is very commonplace. Usually, though, it’s rejected based on merit or lack thereof and not petty bruised egos. And besides if I was to leave my babies in his hands, they should’ve just gone ahead and call DFACS on the both of us!

The beautiful thing is that because I knew, even with the sincerest of intention, how it was all going to go down (like I always say, the “simple don’t stray too far from the script”), him rejecting my work afforded me the opportunity to earn three times more money on the same work by submitting it with a different publisher.

I just printed and signed the contract before I even sat down to write this.

Even if I didn’t, it would’ve been okay, too, because there is always somebody accepting something now or down the line. It is nothing like a writing having an assignment prepared during the beginning stages of submissions. First come, first serve. If not that, I could’ve easily thrown it in with one of my existing projects.

I guess what set me off the other day was this uncalled for nastiness over some really petty shit. At 27, I feel like I’ve dealt with it for fall too long from the same kind of people. I’m not saying that people aren’t going to change or that I expect ill-mannered people to rise to a plane that is near civilize. But damn! If you want me to treat you with some respect, maybe it would work to your benefit to give it.

We’re both grown men! Come at me like one!

Don’t act or come at me like a little bitch and think I won’t respond!

Even if you don’t consider yourself a man because of what’s left your penis, try to act like the lady you want to be! Trade in that small dick for a big clit!

I’m not really even mad at him coming at me like he did. I’m teed, obviously, but not mad. I am livid at the idea that he probably came at someone else like that. He didn’t know me from Adam, and I was asked by somebody else to help him out on his project because obviously he couldn’t secure his own people for his own project—explaining a helluvalot and will show its head eventually. Trust me. The thing that I think about or stress over is whom else did he come after like that? My flaw over the years that I’ve discovered is that I am a very empathetic person. And I see too many times of people not developing the backbone to know that the self-loather feed off of intimidating others.

It’s like sex to them.

I’ve watched it go on for too many years in silence, and it was time to say something.

I wasn’t aware when I started the last blog where it would lead me, down memory lane and an outpour of revelations.

And I guess all the stuff that I mentioned in my previous entry was a long time coming out, and I tried to be humorous with it towards the end, to let everybody know that it wasn’t getting the best of me.

So I will part with these words: The next time you come across a tired nasty queen like the one I mention above, if you can tell them to kiss your ass and let a fat one rip. They love the smell, it reminds them of themselves in the mirror.

The Tired Queens of Working My Nerves!!!!!

Let me start off by saying to those that are visiting my page for the first time. This is sort of my scratch sheet for ideas and what’s going on in my life. This is not a reflection of my “specialized” writing. So the prettiness that you’re used to seeing on a professional blog isn’t going to be found here. There are going to be errors and jump-off-the-rail running thoughts going on here considering that I find myself typing at the speed of thought. I really do try really hard to break you in slowly. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…



It has taken me many years to get to a place on the outer walls of nirvana. To find that sparkle of peace, that though, life isn’t where I want it to be right now I am moving in that direction. That if I hold steadfast to that dream that I would soon be there, that I am almost there, at least. So why is it that the devil is trying so hard to knock me off my course?

I know, I know what you’re thinking. To the strangers that might read this, I am not of the religious kind, so to speak. I am not apart of no church or mosque or synagogue. I am however a spiritual person not confined the hypocrisies of most religion but try and respect anyone and everyone that is…or so I would like to think. I can hear in my head those that know me so well, near and far, laughing there heads off and asking “since when?” And to that I say I could sprinkle in a few expletives right off the bat but I figured it is way too early in this blog entry to use them right now.

Where was I? I was at peace…searching for peace…you get the gist. Well, in my quest to get three manuscripts and a board game ready for next year: two for two promising small press publishers (under my pseudonyms) and another for commercial press publisher (under my own name) (after finish writing it, proofreading it, querying an agent, proofread it again, hopefully have the money to hire a professional proofreader and obtain a literary agent, publisher, etc.), and, of course, the board game. If that wasn’t enough stuff not to get paid for, I decided to take on the additional task on top of other additional tasks that I am not getting paid for to help out a friend in need. Or so I thought.

And before I go any further, I thought I should state that money isn’t a factor in my work. It would be nice, extremely nice, but it isn’t a factor because I hope in the end it would be like planting seeds and picking a bountiful harvest.

I’m reading Napoleon Hill, and hence I why I call this my liberated journal because I type what come to mind, so excuse the errors and whatnot.

So I get the assignment that isn’t really specific in what I need to do per se, in regards to writing style and submission format. To know my friend is to know that he is not only one of the sweetest men you’ll meet he has a very high standard of what he wants. When I emailed him about the change, he informed me that it wasn’t his project. He just told us it was to get enough people on board to help out a struggling friend unable to secure writers for his upcoming anthology project that he proposed to show to some publishing company that he was starting or his friend was starting, whatever.

I can’t speak for the eighteen or so writers that signed on the project, but I can say that I wasn’t too upset because I’m really trying instill book that I’m reading The Master-Key to Riches by Napoleon Hill into my life. And I’m in the zone about going the extra mile, so it wasn’t that big of a deal to me. I began to open dialogue with this person, trying to get where his head at. Unfortunately, it doesn’t take but a minute via a couple of emails to figure out that he wants the world and hopes that everything falls into to place but has no means of making that happen. Which in my book is sort of alright, I give people leeway especially if they are just getting their footing in.

But here’s when my leeway ends.

When you got eighteen plus people operating on instructions that you’ve given them and they’ve done exactly what you’ve said, and all of a sudden all of them are wrong and you’re not. Something is wrong.

Okay. Remember I am at peace. I am at the outer wall of nirvana until I received this nasty email over something very minute, something that could’ve been corrected in like less than fifty seconds. No big deal. It wasn’t even something to get nasty or upset over. I don’t even let that get to me. But when I get word that I’m not the only one that got it, then it becomes a major problem for me. We didn’t know dude from shit, and we had no obligation to help him whatsoever and could’ve left his happy-ass without any writers to help him. And, again, we were acting on his instructions to the letter. So why in the hell are you going to show your appreciation by disrespecting people that are trying to help make your project a success?

I won’t go into what the email said because it was too short, and I would have to give you the verbatim of the back and forth responses to really get it. All I will say is that it was short, but had that sort of nasty, messy stereotypical “queen” element that automatically puts anyone off.

And I start to question why is that?

Why is that when you’re trying to help people like that and things don’t go their way for one reason or another that they think they can talk to you (or email you in my case) like any old thing? Like, they feel like they can walk around and say stuff without any repercussions? Or rather, are offended when their mud pie is dished back at them?

I am not saying “kiss my ass” in appreciation for what I’ve done for you—though I’m not above telling them to kiss my ass and let a fat one rip now—but I can only do what you ask since you perpetrate that you’re all that and you’re not better than the dog bootyhole you hailed from.

I guess all of this is fresh in mind because of what I saw about three weeks ago.

People who know me know that I am late. I mean really late, in regards to watching such and such show on television show, considering I’m not much of a televisions watcher or a radio listener being that I’m pretty much chained to my tablet, and now that I got a new computer, to it too. So I was at my brother’s house using his computers in between my computers at the time, and I happened to catch this show called College Hill: South Beach running some sort of mid-season marathon, I think. Obviously, or most likely, most of you are more familiar with it than I am. Anyway, most of those folks were childish and trifling (from what I saw I didn’t see it from beginning to end to make a definite conclusion, so I can’t speak full on that, because to know me is to know I like to know things that I talk about well) for a bunch of college students. And I was highly disturbed—not really surprised—by this character named Kyle. I won’t talk too bad about the brotha because I hope, either during the following episodes or at least after the show that he has developed and grown far better than what he was on that show.

If you saw what I saw I don’t really think I have to really explain why I was disturbed. Don’t get me wrong, I got his story, and am empathetic to his pain from the bits and pieces that I heard. And maybe I got a better perspective of things after going through counseling myself a few years ago, but there comes a point that you cannot make people that have nothing to do with your pain pay for something that someone else has done to you. Shit, you can’t even make those that done you wrong pay for what they’ve done because nine times out of ten they probably don’t even know that they’ve done it. And even that one that did, he or she would never know the severity of the mark that they left on that person.

Which is why for the life of me I never understood why so many people give their power to another person when it comes to a relationship? Oh my good! She hurt me! He cheated on me! They both put me through the wringer! Boo-hoo, I’m going to make every motherfucker pay for what that person ever did to me! I won’t let anybody get close! I’m sorry, I have yet to met the person that could put it down like that that I would happily fork over my power to so that they can control the rest of my life without knowing it. The best lovers in the world are broke men and crazy women, and like I said, I have yet to meet the one!

But going back to poor Kyle, like I said, I was disturbed by this image, particularly, when it is the only a one-side portrayal that no one can rebut in offering even more diversity into the community. Unfortunately, I can’t say that I was all that surprised by it, though. (Though, I have to admit that even with him, I was glad that the showed a realness behind the “show.” Which in large part to me explained the “show.”) And I wasn’t surprised because of the stereotypical-ness that is often portrayed when it come to gay characters in television (my mind automatically shoots back to the short-lived show Second Time Around when the gay character Omar (I think?) in the first episode went from being a man that happened to be gay (because I was so proud for anyone to buck stereotypes) to a cookie-cutter typecast (Florida Evans’ Damn! Damn! Damn!)). I wasn’t all that surprise because I know that character. Unfortunately, I’ve seen that character too many times in my life to want to remember.

Now, I’m not one for uniforming people to act a certain way, or even to treat everybody equally and whatnot. (And what I mean by that is that you’re going to treat certain people certain ways because of your personal relationship with them.) But I am a staunch believer that everyone regardless of whatever (See the EOE handbook for specifics) should offer everyone a degree of decency and respect.

Again, again, again, when I am trying to help you.

I can feel myself rambling. If you feel it too, I am truly sorry. This is a truly a sore spot for me because my mind reverts back to a memorial service of a great friend of mine that I attended about six years ago.

Let me explain.

While I have been spared the full wrath of these self-loathers, which is what many of them are in a nutshell, I’ve seen enough of their destruction in their messiness and trifling ways not to be impressed. And because I never sought their approval, I never was on their radar so to speak. But for a number of my friends, coming into the life, it was almost like these people were the gatekeepers. Their appeal was that, in spite of being filthy and nasty, they were open about what they did. So for someone that spent a great amount of their lives being suppress, oppressed, etcetera, etcetera, it was like they met someone that understood them and their plight and they were willing to forgo anything just to be accepted by people like them.

Which is why (sadly) as I sit here and write all of this out that maybe a large part of why I “fell in love” with certain people was because they offered the total opposite in few and selective droves? Revelations. Wow! I just now caught that.

Okay, I’ve enlightened and you’re probably want me to make my point already. I promise you that it is coming. Well, in watching some of my friends trying to become accepted by people like them, I watched too many of them do some crazy ass shit just to be accepted. I mean fucked up shit that could be wrapped up in just calling it risky behavior, be it sexual or criminal or whatever.

But the queen bee was this fat slob of a queen that had the tongue of all tongues. It could be the nastiest of nastiness to the lowest of low. Even thought I didn’t like this person based on the attributes that began me to write this thing, I always made a point to extend a kind word to them. They may never had one for me, but it was okay. Fine, whatever. That is until my very good friend ended up dying before his time, and they decided at the memorial service, after this person idolized them and thought they had built some kind of friendship with them, to get up in front of the audience and tell them that they weren’t friends and that basically they didn’t understand why we were there when our attention could’ve been focused elsewhere. Now mind you, he wasn’t asked to speak as much as volunteered to do so, to say this kind of mess.

I know what you’re probably thinking that was one person.

True. You’re absolutely correct.

However, that person, even in that moment never shied away from their nastiness and their filth. They were trifling when I met them and they showed their trifling ways even during a memorial service to someone that thought highly of them, and had nothing but kind words for them even thought they weren’t even deserving of it or made some kind of lame excuse for their nastiness.

That is how he is. That is how he was.

Fuck that!

It is bad enough that everybody else wants to oppress someone else just because. It is bad enough that they already got to fight the world, so why strap some more weight on a person’s back? And for what? Just so they can be big in their own minds? Make someone as unhappy as they?

So when I see or hear or read people going out of their way to be nasty to another human it makes me extremely mad. And it has nothing to do with the political aspect of what it looks like on the community, as much, if not more, than it has to do with the social aspect of it all, the human aspect.

Usually, I am the kind of man that can take a deep breath, chalk up any negativity to a bad day and move on. I don’t know about you, but I am sick of this shit.

Why is it that I have to get “niggerish” with another human being?

Why?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why is it that I have to get “niggerish” with these bitch-ass queens to put them in check?

Really? Why?

…and do it in such a way that they don’t realize they’ve been cut until after they start to walk away and fall apart.

I am so freaking sick of these bitchy-ass queens that act like the world has only done them wrong. And that they feel like they have a right to take it out on someone else.

Life is tough shit! Shit!

I want to tell them to suck a dick for protein or suck a banana for potassium, same difference. Either way let your jaws get tired so that you don’t work my nerves any more!

My logic wants to come in place of my emotion, and the writer in me wants to tell you how I tied in a simple spat with these stories. For those that have lived in the frustration, I hope that the answer is simplistic, right in front of you.

But if not, I will spell it out. And apologize if I was so caught up in feeling that I failed to put the connecting words down for it to make sense:

I am sick of these tired queens!

Everything is so fucking dramatic!

Don’t cock an attitude with me because you didn’t articulate something.

Why is the itty bitty shit such a big deal? All the motherfucker had to do was tell me what he wanted and it could’ve been taken care of in less than fifty seconds!

…y’all motherfuckers thought I lost it! Ha! I’m just getting older and a bit more vocal (well at least on (virtual) paper) about it.

Wandering in Creativity

This was originally an article that I wrote back in Spring of ’99 that I found converting my files from 3½ floppy to flash drive. I thought about making corrections to it but decided to leave it well enough alone. These were my thoughts a little more than ten years ago at the age of sixteen.

I have always been a wandering spirit. Though when needed be, I've always focus on what needed to be done: Things like walking to the grocery store and getting the groceries to getting my assignments done. Each and everything I do I try to learn something new along the way. If not, reiterated lessons I have long forgotten to put in practice.
What I have learned from this wandering spirit is although creativity is a free-floater; the two doesn't always mean one in the same. When you learn that the two doesn't necessarily intertwine, inner conflict brews until it can no longer be contained like steam in a teapot eventually evaporating into the surroundings.
Antonneah asks playfully, looking over at the pen in my hand overcastting the napkin on the table. "What are you working on Mr. Hutchinson?"
Not interested in the assignment I suppose to be doing or working on the novel I suppose to have the first draft completed two weeks ago, I answer "nothing." When in truth, I find myself doodling a poem on the napkin at Taco Bell.
I'm embarrassed.
I've found even more things to describe this lovely girl's beauty. In the course of two months, today was the day she chose to go with me to Taco Bell. Now that she sits in front of me, all I want her to do now is get out of sight so I can write a poem about her beauty, inside and out. Redundant, I know. Antonneah was never my girlfriend (although I wanted her to be); she was a girl that was a friend that I cared for a great deal. And for me to care for another soul when I didn't care about myself was quite a scare to my tortured being.
"Another poem?"
I nod, sipping on my drink and eating on my Big Beef Meximelt.
Although I was known as a writer to most in my class, I was most noted for being a poet. Which was ironic because I never let many people read my work. I never feared anyone not liking my writings. My biggest fear was others taking credit for it. In the sense that someone would say that it was their poem (because it describes their feeling(s) or it sounded similar to another's work) or they thought they were the inspiration for the poem. Even though many of my teen works were abstract, in my opinion.
She asks, "How does that come to you?"
With a poked mouth, I finished chewing and washed it down with a good gulp of Hawaiian Punch.
I answer with a question, "Writing?"
She nodded, laughing. There was always something about my facial expression that always made her laugh. Apart of my creativity were a smile and the unspoken words I said. I continued to poke food in my mouth wanting to think about how I wanted to answer her question. Coming off the top of my head I knew I would stutter like hell. My main goal at the time was to get to know her on a more intimate level; or try to somewhat impress her.
Understand we were fifteen or sixteen at the time.
"Sometimes it comes to me like a bolt of lightening. Everything that I want to say and how I want you to hear it comes together and makes sense on a piece of paper."
What I didn't say to her was that my wandering spirits do, so my creative spirit can pursue. That is doing as they feel. But since I didn't want that to be open for loose interpretation, I closed my mouth.
I called myself a wandering spirit because physically I've always wandered. In my youth, I bounced from place to place. So, eventually, I began to get a taste to explore things outside of my usual realm. (Something that had really started when my mother left my father for the first time.)
After moving ever so often, I became numb to stability because anything and everything were up for change at any moment. I was numb until I began to wander within myself. Wandering to places that I have only heard about, read about. Wandering to simplicity; complexity; and enlightenment. Wandering to the feelings I felt denied to express. Those feelings that were so bottled up within me that they came out in lashes of reality. Never a supportive balance.
In my exploration in yonder, I found creativity. I found those things I was without sensibly in creativity alternating what was for what could be or could have been. It was this I thought my wandering spirit and creative spirit was kindred spirits. For many, and for myself, it would be safe to assume that they were one in the same. It was through my wandering spirit that I was able to find my right brain's creative spirit. A spirit that may have been already there, but wasn't expose until my wandering spirit drifted me from reality.
For many years I enjoyed having a wandering spirit. When thing got too heavy at home or other places: Tap, tap, tap! I could tap into my wandering spirit—a spirit of trance—until that part of me found some creative spirits within me. Usually, and not consciously trying, I would find my creative flow. When it came to poetry, most was abstract to other while clear as a crystal bell to deep-minded. Other writings came out the could've, would've, should've, of a situation mixing the realism of my life with the various imageries of my mind, my spirits.
It was cool in the beginning being able to express myself on paper than I ever could verbally. It was through my wandering spirit to my creative spirit that I could say just about anything and everything I wanted without repercussions. (Later, I would learn all words have repercussions.) It was in my wandering and creative spirit that I was able to trust. There was no certainty in wandering nor was there any certainty in creativity, but there was a trust. Hard to explain…No‚ it's not. Creativity and the wandering path had no reason to cause me harm.
Boy, was I wrong.
Because a wandering spirit is wandering there are never any grassroots planted in the ground. And you cannot get anywhere halfway off the ground. I under the assumption that my wandering spirit was taking me everywhere only to learn I wasn't going anywhere. I was seeing everything; the possibilities. Yet what I wasn't seeing was the reality of not going anywhere.
Originally, my magnificent creative spirit took me up to Cloud 9 where I slowly ascended from there. After time I could reach that creative peek without any prior thought. When I did, I was being lifted so high and so quick to my creativity, when I reached my level I was bless to stay there for awhile before I was slapped to the ground by reality.
What I had to cope with was a wandering spirit needing to be anchored. And when I say 'anchored' I don't mean weighed. I speak of my wandering soul not being halfway off the ground like it had been. Instead, being firmly planted on the ground with a sense of direction. And understanding that path within "direction" isn't as concrete as we think. Can be changed if willing to risk. Then, we are grounded in the sense of finding an anchorage, or stability.
I had a creative spirit that would take me up and let me down like the reality I was force to face. That up and down; over here, over there; no stability. I had to make creativity, or the spirit of creativity a stability. Holding on when it took me up. Holding on when it tried to cut me loose. (Hold on for dear life, don't let go. And if you do, land on the trampoline, grab on and don't ever let go).
Then, there was the father behind my two spirits. Reality. REALITY. A reality I was so destined not to face that it gave me this wandering spirit. It was already equipped with creativity. From reality's creativity gave me my wandering spirit. Why? Because I had to face the good and the bad of reality. A task that I wasn't able to face at the time. My wandering spirit showed me the potential of everything while floating in one place. It [reality] knew that my wandering spirit would eventually show me to reality, but not before facing creativity.
Through the eyes of reality, the wandering spirit—the ability to go anywhere without going anywhere—gave me insight through my creative spirit to write. Anyone will tell you that beautiful things, realistic stories, were written from this creative spirit. Apart of me that I would have never been able to find through the basis of reality. This is where I steam in the teapot started to blow.
All the while I thought in order to get to my creative spirit, I had to go from my reality through my wandering spirit to get to my creativity. Being that wandering part of me had to wander, and my creative side had to base itself off of this wandering spirit. I was quick to believe my wandering spirit and creative spirit of them being one in the same. Where I come to learn they weren't one in the same was when reality broken them up.
By way of a self-induced depression.
When my wandering spirit showed me most of everything, and not taking me anywhere. I fell apart. Why? Because I was once able to see everything, the possibilities, and I couldn't anymore except for what I had seen repeatedly. I was immobile with myself, not able to explore my possibilities because this wandering spirit encaged me. A spirit that could look out, but I couldn't go out of the very cage that I thought reality had cast me.
My wandering spirit left reality. Rather it asked of me to leave the pain of my reality behind. It raised me, halfway off the ground to see other horizons and possibilities. I couldn't do that anymore. Yet I was able to hold onto creativity. Again, why? Creativity never asked me to leave reality. Instead, it [creativity] asked of me to turn my reality into something creative. Making it so that it carries some of the joys the pains without suffocating who I was. And it was my creativity that reminded me that in every step taken you will always come back to one. Reality to wandering to creativity and back. Whether I went from creativity to reality, or me having to go from my creativity through my wandering spirit back to my reality, I always went back to one.
I always thought that I needed my wandering spirit to be creative. I come to learn, that yes, I needed my wandering spirit to show me my creativity. It was a lesson that my reality had to show me. But the intent wasn't for me to be fixated on that wandering spirit to achieve creativity. I've come to believe that it was through that wandering spirit that I was to see reality through the eyes of creativity. Reality and creativity were parallel lines. That wandering spirit was that line that connected the two. Exposing me of the two similar, but different realms of reality and creativity that I was unable to see shortsightedly.
"Are you done?" Antonneah asks, as I take the last bit out of my Big Beef Meximelt and the last sip of my Hawaii Punch.
"Sure. Whenever you are ready to go."
It was then that maybe my creativity doesn't come from my reality. It could be it comes from staying up all night from eating spicy foods.
Nah, it's the perception of reality.

The Saying Is True...They Are Our Future

“Mommy, you smell bad gain. You smell like you’ve been with another man again,” says a laughing nine-year-old boy raising his head from his mother’s lap as she absurdly chuckles back in his face.

I know kids are suppose to say the darndest things, but damn! When does a boy going to his mother for safety and comfort know the amount of times his mother has been with somebody?

I take this leap of assumption with the words “another” proceeded by the word “man” and “again” to mean more than one.

Normally, I would’ve just shaken my head in embarrassment for her and moved on, probably finding the humor in it later that the woman got around so much that even her son, at the tender age of nine, knew what was up.

I can’t laugh at that.

I can’t even shake my head in disbelief.
My eyes just look at this thirty-eight year old woman that absolutely fails to get the sense that there is something wrong with this picture. But there has been something wrong with this picture for a very long time. To the point that even attempting to inject some wisdom on the severity of his stomach-churning words along is futile, falling on the deaf ears of the only parent the boy has that is not incarcerated.

In the past, my signature line has been that “she’s going to have on earth” the second he starts putting the pieces of his already damaged childhood together. Realizing soon that the thing he laughs over at nine will be the same thing he cries over at nineteen. As I mentioned, or suggested rather, my thought have shifted a little, that because this young boy will be thrust into society in less than nine years “we’re going to have hell on earth!”


My thoughts made this shit based on my recent reading material over the last few years concerning money and economics overall. That the way things operate, has always operated, is solely based on the wants and needs of the present and the future shaped and reconfigured by templates from the past. Sometimes even operating on the same template with very few modifications.


From the wheel to the wagon; to the train to the car to the plane. From writing on rock to writing on paper, print to screen and back again. We have changed and improved everything that is suppose to make our lives easier. Yet in this attempt to advance the many technologies around us the values and teachings of the human race is steadily declining.


Forget about reading, writing and arithmetic, what became of common sense and values. I am always reluctant to jump on the hear and now, remembering from my genealogy days (the study of family history for those of you that don't want to whip out the dictionary) that the cause of everything can be traced back to two generations ago. Meaning roughly that the way things are often revolved around the actions of your grandparents, that they set the tone for everything and so on and so forth.


If your grandparents did things a certain way and your parents mimicked them then it has an effect about how you do things too. The reverse is also true, in the sense that if your grandparents did things one way and your parents decided to buck that by doing them another way, it still reflects on how you do things too. Either you keep with the "new" tradition of what has been said or done or you go back to the "old" tradition of how they were done or you cut your own path in doing things differently from your parents or grandparents.


It took a moment for this to sit with me. But the more I gave it some thought the more I found truth in it. I know this is a bad example, but I was flipping through the channel and I passed Jerry Springer. This woman was fighting this other woman over this man who cheated on left and right. When asked why would she stick with a man that cheat, her reply was that she didn't grow up without a father and she didn't want the same for her children, not knowing that he can still be a father to his kids without being with her. And the flip side to that is that just because he's with her, doesn't mean that he will even be a father to those kids, if he ever was. In my own family, father abused my mother. I had a brother that witnessed it, and decided that he was going to abuse his wife. Unlike my mother, his wife called the police on him, divorced him and moved on with her life with their son. He, too, became an abuser--reformed or not, I don't know but obviously hope so. The abuse started with my father and passed through my brother and onto his son. Three generations. Perhaps, my father got it from his father who got it from his father who got it from his father, a former slave that might have been whipped and whipped whoever when he got a chance.


That is an extreme case. I'll go for a something simpler.


My maternal grandmother died when I was four, but she had a heavy influence in the way I view marriage. My great grandmother married her off at thirteen because she saw her fair-skin as competition to my great grandma's dark skin. My great grandma who she married her off to as long as she didn't pose a threat. My grandma at thirteen was married off to a seventeen year old "mama's boy," had his child and later "divorced" him. (Divorces, though rare, actually occurred back in the day. However, the theme of most people was that they just separated and might have claimed to be "married" to somebody else.) In the case of my grandmother, they too claimed to be a married couple without the legality of an official marriage licenses. They had twelve children together, and from my understanding not much of a relationship either, almost as if once he died, he and his memory (or lack thereof) died with him too. My grandma, not in the spirit of competition, but out of secure necessity, married off my mother to a hard worker. in their youth, my older siblings kept them together because that was the way it was done. By the time I came around, I grew up in so much of their mutual animosity toward each other that though they were still bonded legally on paper, their demise of their interaction (with the exception of certain family functions and emergencies) has brought peace into my life, leaving me to ultimately ask "why pay for a cheap marriage only to wind up with an expensive divorce?" Or rather, a fruitful but none productive companionship simply in the name of some tradition. And with my namesake from three generations earlier, living apart from his wife a few houses up the street after so many umpteen children and outside children isn't that encouraging either.


I'm not saying that because of histories that my marriage (if I get ever so bold to go there) is destined to be a hapless union. I am just saying that the gems of happy marriage, outside of the convenience of just "staying together", hasn't screamed out from atop the rooftop to me.


I'm not saying that the traits of our ancestors that we carry with us is either all bad or all good. i just used some negative ones to drive the point of succession home. It could be the adding of a square to the family quilt or buying property or whatever.


Probably the most practical and most simplest to get is a comical example offered by T. Harv Eker, author of Secrets of The Millionaire Mind, in relations to how we manage our money. To Paraphrase, a husband asks his wife why she cut the edges off of a baking ham. She said, she didn't know, only that that was what her mom did. So she talked to her mom and asked the same question of her mom that her husband asked of her. Ironically, her mother gave the same answer as she did. So her mother asked her mother who was still living the same question. Her mother [the first lady's grandmother] said she cut the ends of the ham off so it would fit into the pan!!!


A multi generation tradition based off of necessity or used was still continued even thought there was a pan and a stove big enough for the ham.


And the same is true with a whole lot of other things.

Okay, I went through that long list of examples to drive my point home. So what does that have to do with my initial and sub sequential points. Everything!

That decline of our most precious resources is declining because of what was done or wasn't done way back when.

Nowadays, I see so many men and women just laying up with any ol' body, choosing them to be the mother and father of their children. I see fathers abandoning their own seeds or seeds with the hope that someone will pick up their mess while laying up with some new piece taking care of their prior children. I see women treated their children like commodities for a paycheck or treat them as good as their fathers treated them. These are just a few examples, but as the world grows in population and as their kinds of things become the okay norm and not the exception, I shutter to think of the repercussions down the line.

I think about a man that I saw not too long ago, caring for an infant child telling her to "shut up" during her fits of crying like she knew what it meant or if she could willing do something about a reaction that is so common in the first few months in life. i think about a woman cussing out her toddler-size kids like sailor on shore leave while trying to remember which child belongs to what father, and soon, once again, looking for another father -figure for herself as her child will so be doing the same.

Then, I think about the value system that many of theses parents judge themselves by, forgoing instilling value and integrity by foolhardily believing that if a child excel in academics that their job as a parent is either good or done. And even nowadays those things aren't really being based on grades. Teachers and principals are pumping up grades to pump up their reputations and now what is ingrained in knowledge of the mind but knowledge of repetition.

I can't look at the kids for the most part without looking at the parents. I can't expect the child to have any sense of value if his or her parents don't have any to teach. Even threefold if the child is stuck raising themselves and his or her parents at the same time. Moreover, there are now twenty-something and thirty something year old grandparents that no longer have wisdom to pass on because their drowning in their own stupidity that there blind to the effects.

I see drug addicted fathers getting their supplies from their drug dealing sons; mothers pimping out their daughters just to get a taste of the life they think the "deserve" to live, never venturing out to get it for themselves.

I turn on the news to find crimes usually reserved for the young and foolish being carried out by forty- and fifty-year-olds that I thought were old enough to know better. Sixty and seventy year old strung out on crack and Viagra along with their eighty year old counterparts, acting as "role models" to the younger generations.

This is our present. This is our future.

I ain't afraid to say it, I'm scared. These are our future doctors and nurses; police and firefighters and paramedics; accountants and attorneys; bosses and subordinates coming to the forefront with these issues.

Those mimicking the bad, a reflection of what they know will probably only mimic what they see. Those mimicking the good, a reflection of what they know will probably mimic only that too. Then there are those that try to buck the generation before, be it good or bad, leaving the children to choose their own pants.

I guess the most pressing person that comes into mind is the story of the little boy that I started off with, the one that put his head in his mother's lap, talked about her hygiene and the underlying tone of promiscuity.

That nine year old is my nephew, born to an unmotivated mother that laughs at her laziness and a drug dealing father, who has and will spend the bulk of my nephew's development years behind bars.

My sister and I, but mostly my sister ironically, grew up in a stable home with both parents. We were taught right and wrong and were brought up with values. Values that somehow along the way she lost , or rather she was taught and never held onto as she has become a beggar and a liar and a deceiver and a bottom feeder and lethargic, acting like the world has nothing to do with her--not even her child.

Even worse, my biggest fear is that my nephew will reach the age of eighteen, look at his mother that has not bothered to provide him with anything, material or spiritual, and look at his father, fresh out of jail and probably back to his old ways, and decide he may have more to offer in a few days that his mother has ever offered in his whole life.

I've bore witness to her cackling to a neighbor while he almost ran out into the street. I've listened to him tell me about being afraid to go to sleep because his mother snuck some man into his bedroom or nor bothering to know the names of anonymous men that have come through the door in broad daylight. Or that a nine years old boy knows what sex off of his mother smell like.

I am lost and I weep because there are so many stories, told and untold, about a generation that is flowering without values or character or integrity. Even worse, those that are suppose to be tending to the soil and watering the plants don't ever know or don't even care that these nutrients or ingredients or whatever you may call them are missing.

While my attitude in the past has been that my sister will have hell on earth once my nephew comes to realize how undernourished he has been when it comes to values based on the value system she turned her back on, because I still have my youth, I think about the day I will precede to get older and more dependent on those around me standing as a relic, if so lucky to make it to old age, as I'll end up steeping over the minefields of hell on earth.

I Know, I Know...

This time I honestly and truly tried to keep up with my entries in this thing. But for the first time in a very long time, I have been busy with a lot of things.

Not one--many things at once.

Obviously, the first and foremost being my novel that I finally completed (but serious needs a good copyediting job) along with submiiting several blog entries for my new online job (one would think it woudl be easy to throw in an extra blog for myself considering that I got the job because of this blog!) At any rate, I've been doing that and submitting my work for future publications. On top of that, I receive a couple of stories bakc, already published without my formal permission. I'm cool with the editor so it isn't dirt off my shoulders unless he forgets to send me my check.

This month I have been lazily working on my board game, getting ready to submit to a gaming firm, New Funtiers. I originally sumitted it to Seven Towns in London last year. They liked the game but were looking to o a different direction. Being that the shelf space for board games are shrinking worldwide in place of video games and other interactive games. While my game has its strong points in education, it missed the driving makring at the time. This go around I believe I have greater hopes because of the downturned economy as a way to bring people together. The only bridge I have to cross is wehter or not I want to pay a little extra to give it that "wow" factor before I sent it off. While most companies claim to be happy with the bare basics, floss and gloss catches the eye everytime. Hence the reason, I am in conversation with a graphic artist designer (student) about doing a professional grade to the board. I mean, I got how I want everything to be, but I don't think it can hurt being polished if it is the next million dollar idea. Now the only thing is that I have to go online and find a non-disclosure form for her to sign and stuff along with whatever confidentiality that I need to hold her against, etc. etc.

Aside from nursing my absess on my gums for the past few days (which decided to leave last night and this morning), I have conquered my fear fo the computer last week by successfully in stalling a new power supply pack although that wasn't the presssing problem. My motherboard notices that my CPU fan doesnt' work (it'll cut off shortly after it comes on). So with that being said, I ordered one. It came yesterday proving to be the wrong size, and after typing this up I hope to order the right size. If not, after all that, I think I will tackle getting a new or refurbished motherboard. Since I'm pretty much have built a computer already so I hope that the CPU will be the end all--to work I mean, considering that I have to send the other one back. (Something of a private good luck charm; if it is difficult or an obstacle get in the way first, it means that I'm on the right track.)

Definitely to work so I don't have to spend any more days PC hopping. lol

But driving this whole ordeal I learned or am still learning that I do what I truly put my mind to (Hey maybe I will be featured in Forbes or Fortune or the Robb Report as the new black billionaire before I'm 35!!!) because people will gouge you if they think they can. (I had a computy that tried to charge me $49 for labor on a less-than-five-minute installation on a thirty dollar part that they claimed ost fifty and a CPU fan that I found for five dollars that they were going to charge me twenty for. Heaven forbid that wasnt' the end all because I can only fathom what a motherboard might cost by their standards!)

But I digress.

I also got in some social events this month, from going out of town (to South Carolina) to going to a cookout (though it was a lot of food not a lot of cooking done there!) and got to go bowling, learning a trick or two from someone I am feelign but decided to build a friendship with--before, if possible, get my freak on with.

I got to keep my eyes on the prize--career and financial.

Which brings me to my $10 subscription to Money and Fortune magazines. I guess Forbes felt left out because they sent me an invoice and their magazines (Forbes & Forbes Life). Other than that (without burdening you with the intricacies of writing AND some other things I got in the fire)< I have started reading Game Over by Stephen Leeb and have fallen in love with Chrisette Michele's Epiphany (I'm Leaving).

And that is what I'm about to do...have an epiphany and leave.

Lata.

Technically Not So Technical

“You seem to be everywhere online,” my friend Eric said to me a few days ago after taking the plunge of creating a long overdue Facebook account for himself.

I really didn’t think about it until he said it. But as of late I have been, to the point where I was offered a writing gig because of this particular blog. (Although I haven’t done that many entries in this blog in comparison to my old blogs brought here from my old page, I have received emails from several people that like how I put my thoughts down. As a writer, I take that as a HUGE compliment because as an Average Joe Some, I always feel like my thoughts are forever erratic on page. Even more so on this since I pretty much write everything from the top of my head hence the blog title and bio.)

At any rate, I am making my prescence known online

Why is this remotely a big deal? Aren’t you online and a billion others online as well? Hell, for anyone to read what I wrote had to be in some way a member of the online community?

To answer Question 1: No
Question 2: Yes
Question 3: Yes

To know me is to know that I am the least tech savvy person you will ever meet.

I am a typist. Not so much a web head that can do almost everything imaginable under the sun other than generic web browsing, and even that is restrained by the proverbial leash around my neck to keep me inside of the ground-deep fence surrounding my virtual backyard. Mostly because of my lack of concentration in this wide open word to research things that will be relevant to me in the far off future like retirement planning and annuity plans.

I mentioned this in a previous entry that my turnaround came about where a family member hit me up on Facebook after a year or more of having the account. Beforehand I pretty much converse with an old coworker and an old girlfriend once every six months. After that though, I got a revelation. I thought it would be a great idea to connect with people from the past and present (hence the reason for the entire website, I know!). Well, last month, with all this connecting with I thought I would reach out to people that I admired within the realms of the arts (any) and various other communities I am apart of.

I have to admit that I n ever put much stock in the Six Degrees of Separation Theory until I came across people I knew who knew people that I have admired and respected from afar for many years along with people who are like me, striving beyond themselves to make a conscious effort to get where they need to go, to make their mark on society. Which for me brings much needed relief in the cold psychological world of only black and only white; only half and only have not; leaving virtual no room (or rather no showing) of the gray or the aspiring (other than some reality show, and even this it is quite questionable how much they done on their own).

Saying all that, it is amazing to me that I went from just sending off emails to connecting my Facebook with my Twitter with my blog; my ISeeColor account with my TraderPlanet account,etc in just a few weeks. With my motivation being that I might can use my many networking connections in the near future. And even with that being said, I’m still in the slow lane because I am not married to a Crackberry (Blackberry or BarackBerry) or a Kickstand (Sidekick) or a IPhone.

So wish me luck as I try to find a car that will let me move further over into the far left lane.